That Malay Film Poster

I can’t help not to laugh everytime this picture came into my sight.

It was taken in one of the McDs available in Bangi during lunch hour when we randomly took a picture together. Thought that black uniformity is quite Instagrammable.

After the shots, Adie showed me this picture and claimed;

“Ini macam poster cerita Melayu sangat. Kia watak antagonis”

“Ehhh kenapa Kia antagonis pulak?”

“Kia macam Nabila Huda, perempuan bandar yang baru balik dari UK. Kia jealous dengan Sya gadis kampung, kia nak rampas Adam dari Sya. So Adam kahwin lari dengan Kia”

“Apa kaitan abang dengan Adam?”

“Adam adik i. So untuk selamatkan maruah Sya I kahwin dengan Sya, bawak Sya pergi UK jugak. Kat sana terjumpa balik dengan you dan Adam, Adam jadi serba salah. So Adam ceraikan you Adam kahwin dengan Sya.”

He has a beyond creative imagination I tell you! Then Adam added;

“Haah lepas tu you Adie kecewa Sya tinggalkan you, you jadi gay”

“So siapa Janise dalam cerita ni?” I asked because Janise was the one who took our picture but wasn’t been mentioned in Adie’s chronology.

Guess what Adie replied?

“Janise tu girlfriend lama Kia. Rupa-rupanya Kia lesbian”

-.-‘

Just imagine what’s going to happen if Adie becomes a film director someday in the future? Lucky that he reads law.