Azzairi Rosle

OK fine, I surrender, Azzairi Rosle.

I’m gonna write a post about u.

Going to express what I love the most about u, and what I found the most annoying about u.


I firstly eyed this Law Fac student in the first meeting of Orator Club University Malaya.

Time tu I kenal Firdaus je, but that night he brought along his buddies so I was like…okeh…

Dalam ramai-ramai yang datang tu, muka semua mesra.

Except for Azzairi. Muka macam nak telan orang.

Tapi gelak banyak pulak.

Tak apa lah. Tak kenal maka tak cinta.


That night they had their first mock debate.

We all new members had to watch them and LEARN something.

Azzairi duduk dekat I je, he became the third speaker in the mock debate.

I remembered exactly he was pretending to be cute, cakap “Tak dak idea laa nak cakap apaa

I thought of something that time so I told him.

He was like, HAH! Budak PASUM bagi aku idea!

*Macam taraf HINA sangat la kan budak PASUM boleh bagi idea debat? Chuweh!


And that night went on smoothly.

Debate practices strengthen the bond between us and the senior.

We were preparing for our Royale Debate that time.

And ouh! My first time to have a debate with Azzairi was during the last night.

Cuak gila. Sebab I taw Azzairi hebat berdebat.

Our motions was- PBB Wajar Dirombak *don’t really remember*

Menjadi Lalang Itu Lebih Baik.

Malaysia Lebih Baik daripada Singapura.


The Royale journey began.

Dalam bas, memang hu ha hu ha laa Azzairi!

A lot of pranks he gave us, the juniors.

Kononnya hebat la u all.. menyampah aku. Tak pasalpasal kantoi lampi.

Royale bet the strong covalent bond.

We became a LOT tighter than the CV bond

(Umum la… not me and him, but all debate members)

Menang sama,

Kalah sama,

Bowling sama,

Karox sama,

Makan sama…

Ouhh!! I miss those time 😥


So now,

For almost two months getting to know Azzairi,

I have to admit,

He’s one of my best friend in UM.

He loves to treat me I guess.

Jarang ouh orang nak layan mengada I ni. Ngaaaa…

But that is not the part that makes me love him.

LOVE AS A FRIEND YE AHMAD NAZIRIN, DON’T GET IT WRONG

Azzairi knows how to be a pillow when u seek for a comfort,

Azzairi knows how to tranquil u when problem surrounds u,

Azzairi knows how to guide u outta a problem, w/o interfering with the problem.

Azzairi knows how to spell “PERFECT GUY”


Okeh.

Pujian yang mengembang.

Now part that I don’t like about Azzairi.

When he’s down, he’ll drag u into his down-ness.

He makes you think of the down, macam tak pandang enteng la. It’s good anyway.

Then, the garang face.

MASYA ALLAH.

Kalau iman u tak kuat when debating with him,

Memang lari segala hujah u.

But in debate only.

Then when Azzairi lies you…

OHMAIGOD…

I swear that there must be at least an inch of the feeling to commit suicide deep inside your lung.

He’s a PERFECT liar. Izham Danish la katakan.

Last thing I annoy the most,

HIS RINGTONE.

Suicide abg oiiiii!!!


Anyway,

The Manjong guy is always the perfect Azzairi Rosle.

GEDIK DAN MENGADA.

Gambar ihsan Facebook.


Thanks for your existence, Mr. President!

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4 thoughts on “Azzairi Rosle

  1. KIASATINA OTHMAN…a very very very very thank you soooooooo much! tak sangka awak nak buat betul2 ye pasal saya..hahaha…perasaan bercampur baur. nak gelak ada, terharu pun ada, hahaha…really2 appreciate it..post paling best so far (haruslah kan?) haha…pasal ringtone tu, nanti2la..takde lagu best lagi nak tukar baru..hehe..thnx! love it! seriously, tak pernah ada orang buat post or anything about me in my life!

  2. Chuweh jahh! Apa post paling best?? Ohh koyak nya hati. Maksudnya post before this xde kualiti lah?? Ouhh koyak koyak. Hahah 🙂
    Abg azzairi, sy buat bukan pasal sy boring taw. Tapi sebab I really wanna do it 🙂 I appreciate your existence, sbb kerek sangat.
    Ye la tu, kia jadi initiator la, pasni ramai la yang buat post kt awk! Ngaa 😀

  3. hehe..paling best antara yang best2..satisfied enuff? hehe..thank you once again..ala, takde maknenye ade orang lain yang nak buat post pasal abang..you'll be the first and last..hehe =p

  4. Yes. Satisfied. Tak baik tamak. OVER!
    alaaa at least ada la jugak the first n the last dari sy xde pon.
    anyway, pasni sy bribe rafidah n arina biar dorg tulis dlm blog dorg sal abg azzairi.ngaaaa *evil laugh

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